-- Dating Process --
6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I date you?
Back from Work:
6 Weeks: Honey, I'm home.
6 Months: BACK!!
6 Years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 Weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 Months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room!
6 Years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 Weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 Months: Here, for you.
6 Years: PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 Weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 Months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 Years: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 Weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 Months: Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 Years: What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 Months: You bought a new dress again???
6 Years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
6 Weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 Months: I like this movie.
6 Years: I'm going to watch Supersport, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.