February is the month of love and Somizi Mhlongo is here for it. The media personality says he has a Valentine who will be taking him out at 20:00 on Valentine’s Day but he is available before then. “Not that I don’t have any Valentine’s… mine starts at 8pm so I’m available before 8,” he wrote on Instagram. So, how much would a date with Somizi cost you? Thousands! Here is a look at the packages he is offering.

• R70 000 – A maximum of two hours for the date. You will need to pick Somizi up in a Lamborghini Urus. It will be a one on one date, you will be able to hold his hand and he will laugh at every joke you make. He will say “I love you too” and kiss you goodnight. 
• R50 000 – You meet Somizi at a restaurant and you can hold hands. He will laugh at three jokes but there is no kissing.
• R25 000 – A drive through date.
• R15 000 – A date via WhatsApp video call for five minutes.
• R5 000 – “I send you a Happy Valentine’s” emoji.
• R2 000 – A high five.