My friend Thabo called me yesterday and said he was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Webster," he asked me, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."

"A friend of mine had the same thing man," I replied. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes."

"That's it?" Thabo asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents."

About a week later I got a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?"

"Not so good, dude."

"What's the problem?" I asked him.

"To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart." .....